The triumphant return of BOTY!
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
The worst is over for now
It's tragic that most of you guys will never experience the crispness of a Bojangle's chicken tender
My heart is exploding with j-
Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations
By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm m
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidenc
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.