Life's a bitch until you die.
And you know what I won't be having? Fun, fun, fun.
Be cool, Sodapop.
You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.
You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!
Flat? Just as God made me
The hero is the one that stays and the villain is the one that splits.
Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos.
I've got a secret. A good one.
Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.
Who's your daddy?
Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.
"Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
Never underestimate the size of my cojones.
You get tough, you get even.
Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!
And I'll be over here chillin' like a villain.
Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
Weevil love you long time.
Will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
If you don't like my girlfriend, then start heading towards the big rectangle with the knob.
Don't forget about me, Veronica. I could never.
Tonight, we eat — like the lower middle class to which we aspire.
Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
We used to be friends. A long time ago.
Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your asses!
It's all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass.
Wallace is a friend of mine. Take that, high school guidance counselor!
Hi everybody! Say 'repressed homosexuality!'
What if I run into a pack of your white boys, huh, on some clean, well lit street? I could be bored to death!
Remember this moment, 'cause you're gonna regret it. Toodles!
Congratulations. You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparallell lack of decency and humanity.
Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose.
You want people to leave you alone, Mandy, or better yet treat you with respect? Demand it. Make them.
Wow. You know, when you're about to soil yourself, you get a little twitch around your eye.
So how was your date? Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!
I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer's still "no"
Please say high school English teacher, please say high school English teacher.
Why do you insist on pissing me off?
This is why I suggested attack dogs, but no, my mother wanted an Alpaca.
98 out of 100 people at that party would walk over my corpse for free gum.
I'll destroy you worse.
Well, actually, despite popular opinion you really can't beat the truth out of someone.
Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot every time someone asks for my help?
Wow, sugarpuss, you've certainly been a busy little bee.
Hmm, would you look at that? There was a string attached to my Pop Tart.
You do not want to start today with me, Paco. -Are you sure? It was in my day planner under "Goals."
See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all "Hey."
I'm not programmed to forgive and forget.
I was hoping it would be you.
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