Witch Openings should I use?

1.Welcome to the madhouse! No, this is not where you fell asleep! We know! It's okay, we're only here to judge you! You'll be fine! We don't mean you harm... unless you're evil... kidding! Now, what was I going to say...? Oh! You're here for judgement by us! Who are us? Oh! We're the Unwanted---the Rejected! Oh, me specifically? Call me Caretaker! Hello! Now Then…

2. Don't tell me... you wanted to be here... You couldn't have... You... you... oh god... Was it too much for you? All this blood... the smell of it mixed with choking death. It's horrifying, isn't it? Or, have you been through this before? Are you numb? Can you not feel anything? Like, no matter how... DEEP your wounds are... you won't even realize you're bleeding out? Are you... dead inside too? Whether you are or not, you're here. It doesn't matter where you go. It doesn't matter. Nothing... will ever matter again.

3.Oh no. No. Why're you here? They're going to kill you. No! You can't go to school anymore! The Hunters. The Hunters will find you! The Hunters will KILL you. You... took something from...? Oh god... That's why you're here. I'm so sorry. I wonder what they'll do to you...

4.You're like us? You... hate pain... right? You... live in... fear. You're paranoid. Afraid. Untrusting. We are too. That's why we can only trust each other. We must stay together. Whether you are actually like us or not, you're one of us now. You... you're one of us now…

5.Oh boy! I knew you would make the correct choice! Or... not, I dunno. Whatever! You're here now! Ok! Let's go hunt down some assholes, yeah? I can't believe we'll get to kill together! Isn't this great? The bloodlust in your body? The rage that burns through your veins? That adrenaline you get to kill when someone has down the slightest wrong to you? That's what you're like, right? Well, yes or no, you're a Reject now! Aren't you excited?

6. You... you came back? Oh no... I am sorry. Why did you return? Are you just... naturally submissive? Do you... need commands in order to function? You... you just wanted to... fit in... did you not? Me too... I do not know if that is really why you are here, or if you have been given a bad Home. It is okay. When I am not being controlled, I will help you with things. We can be friends... if you want. You are very... lucky. Come on, let us make the best of this horrible situation. Please. Now that you are here, we can help each other. Just... us...Rejects.

7. I KNEW IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Oh! You have no idea how THRILLED I am to see you again! Don't speak! We speak to voices that no one else hears... You'll start hearing them too. We all do eventually... HAHAHAHAHA!!! Let the MADNESS start!! Let the FUN begin!! Oh, I don't care if you chose this. I don't care if you can actually hear the voices. I don't care if you don't wanna be here. I don't care. You'll come to terms eventually. Then, you'll love it here almost as much as me!!

8.I didn't want you to come back here. Are you that broken too? Where you can only feel pain to remind you that you're alive? Every minute is TORTURE. I guess, you're one of us now. Whether you chose this or not. You'll eventually become like us. No matter how hard you resist. Here, take the knife. The blade calls out to you too, doesn't it?

9.What an excellent choice. The feeling of being able to bend people to your will. To command and be followed. That makes you feel alive, doesn't it? Oh, don't worry, my friend, we have a Puppet for you. I may need to replace mine as well. Some has become unresponsive since he heard of your choice. You did choose this, right? Who wouldn't want the POWER of a leader? A TRUE leader? Come. Let us spread our reputations over the school. You must make them FEAR you. Who cares if you can't make friends? You have us. You have power over anyone below you... Is that not what you wanted?

10.Oh, you must be the New Meat. I'm fine. It's only blood. Calm down. This is the Mad House, Crazy is what we do. Always to ourselves. We don't hurt others. That's not how we work.. I told you, I'm fine. I wouldn't suggest joining the Rejects unless you feel like you would fit in here. Optimism is dead here. Leave it at the door. We do not need such things like "hope" and "forgiveness." Come on. Be careful around the others.

11.Welcome, welcome! How are you? I don't care! Welcome to the Rejects! I think that's what they call us. Oh well! I don't know my name! I don't think any of us do! You seem unnerved or confused! Why is that? Hmmm? Shut up! Okay! We like doing things here! I'm not sure what we do! We do anything! ANYTHING. Just me and the words in the air around me! What, you don't see them? Get out!