yo yo welcome its ya boy K bringing you a hip personality quiz of the now

aight first question m'boy, which of these look best to wear

did you pick the pizza

yes

why did you pick the pizza

i like wearing pizza

i dunno

i can tell when you're lying

ok i picked the pizza

what is your affinity

the nugget

a tree

burly men wearing animal costumes

putting a water bottle in my pants and pretending like it's a boner

which church do you worship

knock knock

yes who is it

welcome to NBC news at night, tonight we're covering youtube

let's hear it then

for our FIRST STORY TODAY: PEWDIEPIE was caught walking around in the street, what do you think of that?

woah man that's pretty crazy i had no idea

what?

for our SECOND STORY TODAY: xXDJCreeper420Xx released part 311 of his "minecraft forever" let's play series!

WOW OH MY GFFWWWOWW !?!?!?

...what?

AND FINALLY, THE TOP STORY OF TODAY

ok enough emphasis big guy let's get on with the news

k just killed himself and screamed for the 9000th time in some game nobody cares about

fucking idiot

enough news onto the next segment of the quiz

that segment gave me terminal cancer

did you know k = tony hawk

what is the best pokemon attack

suicide

jihad

tackle

Eagle's Rally

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ok thank you for this information

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thank for quiz

thanks

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