NOW LETS GO BACK TO BATTLE OF THE YEARBOOK!

Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have! (ROUND THREE SURVIVOR)

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. (ROUND THREE WINNER)

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Calculators are more reliable than bananas

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

I owe my life to cheese

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

84.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to do it

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

I don't get even, I get odder.